Assassin Monkey part 2 ( AGE 28) 

Text Messages :

ME: You ok?

AM: No me dying !

ME: You see the light? Don't walk to it, you die !

AM: Me working on it, me wooshing out.

ME: What happened to the candle guy? ( The day before he was convinced the reason of his fever is a guy with candle in his belly)

AM: He eez not there any more. 

ME: What happened did you woosh him out? Did you assassin him?

AM: No , no he eez hunting zeebas somewhere else. 

3 hours later 1 am

AM: ME still alive!