Yeah fine, whach you want me to do? I have a crush . Not any kinda crush that a mature twenty something has on another late twenty something guy but a crush that an eleven year old pre puberty girl has on the neighbor boy which he doesn’t even know that she exists ( ok he knows I do exist we saw each other four times which I noticed him the last time yeah I know I suck ) . See the problem is I would have more chance with the statue of liberty than with this dude ( catch the drift?) and now you are thinking why? I’ll tell you why ( yeah yeah I am not his type, I am too loud, I am not passive, I am not engineer , I laugh too much…… whatever ) first of all his relationship status is unknown to humanity ( did I mention that I would have more chance with the statue of liberty right?) and trust me by humanity I am not even exaggerating a little bit. Now you would think it’s a little fling that I would forget or drop after a weak , well let me tell you something its been four to six freaking months and is not like I am sitting around thinking of him 24/7 ( well lets face it after all I am not 11 hello!) but every fucking time that I open my orkut and I see his picture or every time someone mentions his name I just go “akhhhh” ( yeah I know thank god no one knows ). What I don’t get is why she thinks its so weird to have a crush on him ( yeah out of all men, good looking men, sociable men, men who actually talk , and if I could put a spell on someone it wouldn’t be Johnny Depp or the really good looking English professor or even Mr. Fernandez that it would be him ) . Ok fine it’s a little bit strange ( ok cause its me out of all people ) but I should confess what makes it more strange is the fact that it is a totally innocent crush ( yeah fine whatever me? Innocent). You never know maybe he is single!!! ( like that’s the only obstacle !!)