Monday, August 4, 2008

I agreed to do detox with a friend ( one of those self conscious, weight conscious, OCD people ) so we can throw tantrums together and bitch at each other ( ok fine I am not such a nice person that will do such thing just because my friend can throw tantrum with me specially this detox ) . Well the plan is we will start from tomorrow it is called the lemonade diet ( I told her if we do the same thing with soda will work cause it sounds so dump and it is really not a diet ) basically for two days we are only going to have lemonade with maple syrup , chicken broth and Jell-O ( EWWWWW) nothing else and it supposed to cleans our system ( yeah yeah I am not doing it for cleansing of course and she is doing it for a Florida trip ). She is used to those stupid two- three days plans but I am not and is not because I have the perfect body which I don’t but I am not the type to stress over my image I think I am beautiful and perfect the way I am ( fine narcissism but I don’t think that I need to constantly do something about my body image to be acceptable ) . This time has nothing to do with body image , however my body is started this crusade with me. I started to eat healthier and smaller portions and my body was going well with it but suddenly stopped dropping the pounds and I thought maybe giving it a detox shock will remind it who the buss around here is. (So ShaZ you have all the right to start poking me from Tuesday morning but just know that I would be so hormonal and so hungry that I wish humanity luck.)